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STORY
Heavenly Quicky In The Bushes
At a famous inner city
park you’ll find two beautiful statues, one of a nude man
and the other of a nude woman. They had been facing each other
across a pathway for a hundred years when, one day, an angel comes
down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two of
them to life.
The angel tells them,
“As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing
summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty
minutes to do what you’ve wished to do the most.”
He looks at her, she
looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel
waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After
fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.
The angel again tells
them, “You two still have fifteen minutes left, would you
care to do it again?”
He asks her “Shall
we?”
She eagerly replies,
“Oh, yes, let’s! But this time change positions. I’ll
hold the pigeon down and you can poop on its head!”
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